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I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson sang.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.

I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions or actions.

I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.

I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster.

In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put you through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened.

My heroes are Al Bundy, Homer Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now, when I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut up.

I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and not the solution.

I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.

I hate those idots standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should be targets.

I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.

I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.


10 comments about Your Worst Nightmare


#1

Posted By: ConfusedSat. Dec 25, 2010

"I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. "

" I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. "

So you're not breaking the law by speeding past people in the right lane???

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#2

Posted By: DavidcSun. Sep 25, 2011

dear bad American... . truly you are a f***ing pig f***ing moron

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#3

Posted By: This GuyTue. Dec 6, 2011

I agree with everything you have to say except about the police, traffic laws are outrageous in this country, especially where I live in illinois. and the cops here are incredibly corrupt.

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Posted By: DimwitWed. Jul 11, 2012

That Big Mac has a 78% chance of containing cow manure because the slaughtering process is done by inexperienced illegal Mexicans who are forced to speed up the line. Who would be dumb enough to become experienced enough to want to do that job for an extended period of time.

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Posted By: White EuropeanThu. Jul 12, 2012

I am a baaad American because I hate niggers and hymies.

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Posted By: DimwitTue. Jul 17, 2012

I think that male and female aggressive drivers should be ass raped by a bunch of niggers working off community service with their orange jump suits. The local and state cops should , with out due process of the Jew run court system, deliver the scofflaws to the first available gang of community service workers.

The aggressive drivers will think thrice about tale gating, blowing their horns, and dangerous traffic weaving in the near future.

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Posted By: RandishSat. Aug 11, 2012

If your a bad american then that makes two of us. I agree with everything except the cops shooting us thing . there are a lot of bad cops out there corruption is everywhere . anybody shooting at me for any reason will be dealt with in swift dissuasive manner. And then we can all go on with the pursuit of happiness .

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Posted By: White EuropeanWed. Jun 5, 2013

At: Confused "I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again. "

I realize that you posted this nonsense on Christmas, Dec 25, 2010, but never the less, belt-sized, IQ'd, aggressive driving morons like you should not be granted a driver's license.

You should rent yourself out as one of those dummy mannequins that drivers use to be allowed special driving privileges in the car pool lanes.

P. S. After 3. 5 years of reckless driving, you are probably pushing up daisies or changing your poop bag after a terrible maiming auto accident.

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Posted By: WowSun. Mar 9, 2014

This guy is probably just another white cloak rotting fool who's with the tea party, and relies heavily upon the media to get his information. I bet you live in a prodominately white suburbia upper middle class area. And know few minorities of color besides those pets you guys keep to make things "mixed". If you true believe this crap because you and your pals rent about it then I truely feel sorry for the rest of the people who know you

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#10

Posted By: White EuropeanTue. Apr 29, 2014

I am tired of living in an English speaking majority country and have to put up with all of this Spanish language nonsense increasingly permeating every nook and cranny of American civilization. Obongo and the Jews have our local and state police forces look the other way in enforcing the Immigration Laws already on the books, while tens of millions of illegal spicks cross our borders demanding all types of benefits that should only be available to law abiding citizens. Instead of sending these dregs of society back over the border, there should be vaporizing pits that will send them to see their maker, the Devil. No ashes remain in the new wonderful technology of laser beam mass murder.

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