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Posted By: Drake LoomisFri. Oct 1, 2010

Glad to see you have a sense of humor.

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Posted By: JakeThu. Dec 23, 2010

I hate all the f***ing spics in Hightstown, NJ. Anti-American bunch of illegals all over this s***hole. Drinking beer in public, throwing their trash around. Breaking all the rules. Cockroach infested f***ing housing. I know. I used to pick up after these scumbags. Mexicans, Guats, Ricans and Cubans. Let their kids run wild like animals, steal shopping carts so they can carry groceries(cause they can't speak English and don't have licenses). I hate 'em all. Great mexican jokes on this site. Keep posting.

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Posted By: Tyrone ShoesSun. Jan 16, 2011

This is stupid

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Posted By: Big Nigger Love And Cock SuckeThu. Jan 27, 2011

I love to suck black dick I am a sixteen year old white girl even some of the men in town gag me and then f*** my ass as it bleeds and I lick my s*** and blood of their massive dicks

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Posted By: Your Fucking White Brotherw.Sun. May 22, 2011

Wow! Do you people really think your helping the advancement of the white race? White pride does not mean hate everone of a different race. It means let's join together as white brothers and actually be proud of who we are! We cannot stop the niggers by violence! They are too f***ing stupid to understand. They will just start a riot in there own town and loot there own small business owners! Guess who will get the blame? Yup! The white man. Guess who will get the raise in taxes to repair the damage those f***ing monkeys did. The white man. Is there any way we can all come together and do something about it instead of crying like Bitches on a website? F***, half of you Bitches probably voted for niggerbama. Do something! Get pissed! Your very way of life is in jeopardy!

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Posted By: @ Your Fucking White BrotherwFri. Jul 1, 2011

1. B-R-O-T-H-E-R

2. when using the word "there" in it's possessive form it's spelled: T-H-E-I-R

Maybe you should learn how to use elementary words before try to call an entire race stupid.

Inbred moron!

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Posted By: JessTue. May 15, 2012

I stand by what I said on one of the other links. Worst White Supremacist ever!

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